1 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:13,096 Gorilla fangs? Has anyone seen gorilla fangs? 2 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:14,764 Right here, under the murder discs. 3 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,808 And here comes the end of fun. 4 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,601 I didn't even say anything yet. 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,228 This is where you yell at us for building 6 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:23,231 a Michael Crichton's Congo LEGO set, instead of working on the ship. 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,357 This is new Korvo. 8 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,818 I'm chill AF, Chill About Fudge. 9 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,445 Does this go in the space laser? 10 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,698 That's from Congo, the movie. This is based on the book. 11 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,368 LEGO's scraping the bottom of the licensing barrel, that's for sure. 12 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,287 You sure you're not freaking out about the mission? 13 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:40,749 Allow my cracking a beer and unfastening my robe to answer that. 14 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,542 - (SIGHS) - (ALARM BLARING) 15 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,919 That's a red alert! We have to get to the ship. 16 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,629 Hey, Hey, hey! Ow! Ow! Ow! 17 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:50,550 (SIGHS) This is the LEGO novelization of the film The Firm final battle 18 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,093 all over again. 19 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,137 Hey, stop it! You're ruining my best shirt. 20 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,639 Do you know how many Corona Lights I had to drink to get this? 21 00:00:57,015 --> 00:01:00,351 The Ragnar's dead. The Ragnar, no. We forgot to feed it. 22 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,562 - The what? - I'm as Solar Opposites as they come, 23 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,523 and I have no idea what you're talking about. 24 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,984 Ragnars are a living reminder of the spirit of the homeworld. 25 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,863 Now, it's a dead reminder. Still works, though. 26 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:13,448 (SOBBING) 27 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:17,494 This dead Ragnar is a cautionary tale for our lax attitudes. 28 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,497 We're fucking up the future of our species. 29 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,207 No, we aren't. The Pupa is fine. 30 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,250 He should've terraformed the planet already. 31 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,794 Come on, Korvo. It's okay. 32 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,588 Yeah, we're good at being aliens. Don't be like that. 33 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,716 - We can't be that important, right? - We are that important. 34 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,095 If we don't make sure the Pupa does its thing, our way of life will be over. 35 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,264 Aren't there 99 other ships doing the same thing we are? 36 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,141 What do you mean? 37 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,018 That's what you say every morning to us 38 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,772 when you re-explain our origin story, take a look. 39 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:51,444 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit. 40 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,447 One hundred adults and their replicants 41 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,033 were issued a Pupa and escaped into the space, 42 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,245 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 43 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,081 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 44 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,958 That's right. I've been talking this whole time. 45 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,835 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 46 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,711 This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. 47 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,630 Do you see me? This is ridiculous. 48 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,758 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing. 49 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,635 When did humans stop traveling in blimps? 50 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,054 Who cares if one exploded horrifically a century ago? 51 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,306 Get over it and bring back the fucking blimps! 52 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,147 Oh, my God, you're right. 53 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,481 Ninety-nine other teams, 54 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,567 odds are someone else has already saved the homeworld. 55 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,694 And we're probably the shittiest one of them all. 56 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:33,778 I have to know for sure. 57 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,905 Aisha, can you scan for signals from other crews? 58 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,157 AISHA: I don't need to waste a scan. 59 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,950 All those ships ran on the Aisha OS. 60 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:41,411 We're all connected. You wanna see them like a clip show? 61 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,746 Yeah, it's sort of well-trodden territory there, Aisha. 62 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,456 Let's do it on the Pretend-O-Deck. 63 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,584 You can tell it to us like a bedtime story. 64 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,628 Like Fred Savage gets it in The Princess Bride. 65 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,505 Yes, I love that movie. 66 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,800 I've been trying to kill you with Iocane powder for years. 67 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,970 - No, that's stupid. - OTHERS: (CHANTING) Princess Bride! 68 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,347 Princess Bride, Princess Bride! 69 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,308 - As you wish. - (CHEERING) 70 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,893 We're not doing a Princess Bride. 71 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,477 You can't just chant me into doing stuff. 72 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,771 (CHEERING) 73 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,315 Why does everything always have to be fun? 74 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,692 AISHA: Let me make sure this ship is legally clearable. 75 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,612 Wow, this is just like little Fred Savage's room. 76 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,780 Aisha, you can be the Peter Falk. 77 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,575 Initiating mustache and glass eye protocol. 78 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,203 (CLEARS THROAT) 79 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,831 Once upon a time, our planet was about to get hit by an asteroid. 80 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,921 Before it blew up, 100 adults and their crew were assigned Pupas 81 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,928 and they flew into space in search of new worlds. 82 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,639 Let me tell you about team number one. 83 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:48,228 Scans indicate there's a class M planet at 67857 mark S. 84 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,104 Yes, sir. Adjusting vector now. 85 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,065 KORVO: See, how his second-in-command just did his job 86 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,775 without being a little bitch about it, Terry? 87 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,610 TERRY: Yeah, because he's a cuck. KORVO: You're a cuck. 88 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,694 TERRY: And we can sense our own. 89 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,155 Initiating landing sequence. 90 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,532 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 91 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,143 As your leader, it is my duty to protect and guide you. 92 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:33,564 Any of your failings are mine, and together, we make this sacrifice... 93 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,608 ALL: For the Pupa! 94 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,987 (ALL LAUGHING AND CHANTING) 95 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:43,700 KORVO: Okay, we get it. 96 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,535 The team makes us look like a bunch of jabronis. 97 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,036 You're just rubbing it in, Aisha. 98 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,247 We could frolic in fields if we wanted to. 99 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,124 - It's not my fault you all suck. - KORVO: Bullshit! 100 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,875 - TERRY: We're better than them. - Okay, fine. 101 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,711 Here's a team that did worse than you. 102 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,047 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 103 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:23,364 This planet looks awesome. 104 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,784 As your leader, I just want to say that I am proud of you. 105 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,870 KORVO: What the fuck is this? I said I wanted a bad one. 106 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,079 AISHA: Just wait for it. 107 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,081 If you need something, then I need something. 108 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,750 Because we're all in this together. 109 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,252 Only rule is if you walk through my door, 110 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,712 you gotta leave your blues outside. 111 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,298 (ALL SCREAMING) 112 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,717 - (SOLAR OPPOSITES LAUGHING) - TERRY: Yeah, yeah! Yeah! 113 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,345 Nobody fucks with the wave of superheated gas. 114 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,971 Wanna see another one like that? 115 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,139 Yes. Hit me. 116 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,224 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 117 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,413 The Pupa really likes it here. 118 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:16,626 All the berries we can eat and the best team a Shlorpian could ask for. 119 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,170 KORVO: Look at that planet completely untouched by human pollution. 120 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,797 No highways or skyscrapers. 121 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,799 I wish we'd landed on a planet like that instead of... 122 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,009 - Jesus Christ! - (SCREAMS) 123 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:32,809 TERRY: Yeah, T-Rex out of nowhere for the win. 124 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,727 KORVO: Okay, that's not exactly their fault, I guess. 125 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,647 Can we see a team that doesn't get killed by something on their planet? 126 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,650 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 127 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,616 Sweet dreams, little Pupa. 128 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,618 Look, he's terraforming in his sleep. 129 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,328 TERRY: Why are they treating their Pupa like a baby? 130 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,414 - I thought it was a pet. - JESSE: He isn't? 131 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,873 Maybe we shouldn't feed him bones 132 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:58,918 or make him shit in a box of sand anymore, huh, guys? 133 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,878 Did you turn the heat on? 134 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,215 (ALL SCREAM) 135 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,843 Their sun went nova? How do we make ours do that? 136 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,594 You just have to find an isotope of... 137 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,222 Don't tell 'em. That's three dead teams in a row. 138 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,391 - So? - Isn't that like totes random? 139 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,767 Space is fucking dangerous. 140 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:15,852 Hell, yeah, it is. 141 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,311 Tell us about more dead teams. 142 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,396 But skip the backstories. 143 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:21,023 I don't want to get emotionally invested if they're all going to get Mufasa'ed. 144 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,150 Okay. 145 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,193 Team 5 ran into trouble on Robot World. 146 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,237 Team 6 took a dip in a poison ocean. 147 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,615 Team 7 and 8, they fell into chasms. 148 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,160 KORVO: Okay. Wow. Jesus that's grim. Can we get a palate cleanser? 149 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,369 AISHA: Sure. 150 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,249 I think we just found our new home. 151 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,542 What are we talking? Snow planet? 152 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,879 Nope. Looks like we're going to be living in a tropical paradise. 153 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,131 - (ALL CHEERING) - Surf's up. Setting the course for... 154 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,340 - (GASPS) - (ALARM BLARING) 155 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,343 What the... We're caught in some sort of tractor beam. 156 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:54,682 (80'S COP SHOW MUSIC PLAYING) 157 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,148 Is that a cop? 158 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,900 Listen, we aren't doing anything wrong. 159 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,984 I'll handle it. 160 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,237 Hello. Can I help you, Officer? 161 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,656 We've been getting reports of varmints in the system. 162 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,116 You've been having any trouble with varmints? 163 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,702 I don't know what a varmint is. Are we in danger? 164 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,370 Fuzzy insect about yay wide, 165 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,955 burrow inside your body and control you? 166 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,874 Mind if I do a quick sweep of the ship? 167 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,417 That would be great. Thank you. 168 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,879 Varmints can squeeze into all sorts of places. 169 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,672 Better to be sure you don't have them now. 170 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,174 You're a Shlorpian? 171 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:31,385 Yeah, me and the whole team here. Our homeworld was hit by a... 172 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,637 I need back up, now. 173 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,305 Let me up right now! Unhand me! 174 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,556 Irvis, what's happening. 175 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,183 This is all a misunderstanding. 176 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,684 What are you doing to my sweetie? 177 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,561 (SCREAMING) 178 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,945 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 179 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:53,115 We were just looking for a new world to call home. 180 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,869 Yeah, by terraforming innocent planets. You make me sick. 181 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:01,999 Frunkin' unreal. 182 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,793 They really don't see any problem with what they do. 183 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,378 That's why I got into being in a cop, 184 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,047 to clean dirt bags like this, out of the quadrant. 185 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,967 - (CHUCKLES) - (GUITAR SOLO PLAYS) 186 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,095 - What the hell was that? - Silver cops. 187 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,681 Shit, they're always arresting Shlorpians. 188 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,182 You can't call dibs on a planet. 189 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,351 Skip past all the teams arrested by space cops. 190 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,936 I don't want to see that shit. 191 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,814 Listen up, Bugs. 192 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,399 We're going to crush this planet. 193 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,818 We're going to protect the Pupa until it can consume us. 194 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,320 And we're going to work out the whole time and get huge. 195 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,446 You know it, brother. 196 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,240 Push up race. Go! 197 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,243 KORVO: Whoa. These guys are yoked. JESSE: Even their Pupa's swole. 198 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,580 Look at him. He looks like he's gonna kick over a nerd sandcastle. 199 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:43,499 (SCREAMS) 200 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,959 TERRY: Wait a second. Hold on. 201 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,336 That other team earlier already got eaten by a T-Rex. 202 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,047 - So? - So, it's like a double beat. 203 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,008 - It's what happened. - Yeah, but that just seems hacky. 204 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,634 You could've spread them out more in the story. 205 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,177 It happens too often to spread out. 206 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,346 What? How many planets even have T-Rexes? 207 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,681 Let's take a look. 208 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:05,021 In the arms of the angel 209 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:11,068 Fly away from here 210 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:17,283 From this dark cold hotel room 211 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:23,331 And the endlessness that you fear 212 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:29,337 You are pulled from the wreckage 213 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,380 I'm so sorry. 214 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,548 This is all of my fault. 215 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,550 We never should've come here. 216 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:41,849 You're in the arms of the angel 217 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:47,938 May you find 218 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:52,443 Some comfort here 219 00:10:55,446 --> 00:11:00,326 You're in the arms of the angel 220 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:06,290 May you find 221 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:10,211 Some comfort here 222 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,180 Forty-two teams got eaten by T-Rexes? 223 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,557 What? They're one of the strongest dinosaurs. 224 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,684 That's almost half of us. 225 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,936 It's weird that they're carnivores and you're plants, 226 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,437 so they're not even getting nutrition. 227 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,689 They're just being dicks. 228 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,900 Are there teams more like us that aren't fighting dinosaurs? 229 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:38,030 Well, Team 63, has been on an already inhabited planet for six months. 230 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,324 Okay, everyone. No fun today. 231 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,618 All we're going to do is read manuals and repair the ship, 232 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,287 so we can get off this shitty planet and find an empty one. 233 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,747 - (ALL GROAN) - Shut the fuck up 234 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,082 or I'll zap you with the death ray. 235 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,166 KORVO: I like this guy. 236 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:53,045 Captain Zarg. Threatening us with a death ray. What a surprise. 237 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,798 I can't ship repair today. I need to find a date for prom. 238 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:58,300 Nobody's going to ask you to the prom. You're an alien. 239 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,094 Hey, to us, they're the aliens... 240 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,679 (ALL SCREAMING) 241 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,352 Hey! A giant bird is basically a T-Rex. 242 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,770 You're basically a little bitch. 243 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,605 Yumyulack's right. But it was also a good example 244 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:12,857 of why we need to get along. 245 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,150 No more petty arguments would help. 246 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,569 Maybe we wouldn't argue if Jesse didn't sleep in all day. 247 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,529 I need my rest or I get puffy. 248 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,114 Shut up! Korvo's right. 249 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,159 You have to get along or it can go bad, real fast. 250 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,163 Five straight months of space rain. 251 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,916 I'm glad we thought to bring board games or we'd have gone crazy. 252 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,337 Hey, you cheated. 253 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,298 I'm team leader. I can make my own rules. 254 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,591 You piece of shit. 255 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,427 Shit, look out for that space probe. 256 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,596 No! 257 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,350 Holy shit. That was close. 258 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:52,438 Damn. That was the Voyager 1 probe. NASA launched it in the '70s. 259 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,148 I learned about it from a Sesame Street. 260 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,192 Who cares? We're not going to get hit by a probe. 261 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,526 What about something closer to home? 262 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,987 Team 65 landed on a beaver planet. 263 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,911 - Stop fidgeting. - I can't help it. 264 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,455 All this beaver fur is making me itchy. 265 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,457 Who ate my last jar of Norbos nuts? 266 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,920 - Nobody. Those things taste like sploof. - Someone ate them because they're gone. 267 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,047 - You just lost them. - I did not. 268 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:22,134 Since nobody respects my stuff, I guess I can just ruin the dam. 269 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,554 - Stop it! You're scaring the beavers. - You stole my Norbos. 270 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,640 I hate it here. And I hate you! 271 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,934 If you don't shut the fuck up about the Norbos, 272 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,812 I'm gonna use this doomsday device. I swear to God! 273 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,940 Norbos! Norbos! You ate my Norbos! You ate my Norbos! 274 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,067 Norbos! Norbos! Norbos! 275 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,405 Yeah, but did he eat the Norbos? 276 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,616 No. They were just way back in the cupboard. 277 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,409 Looks like every team has a Terry. 278 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,954 With all the dumb shit you pull, it's a miracle we haven't been killed. 279 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,288 I should wrap you in plastic 280 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,623 for the rest of the mission like an old ham. 281 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,625 It's not always the Pupa expert fucking up. 282 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,669 I bet the replicants do it, too. Look at them. Fuck ups. 283 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,879 Better keep my name out of your mouth, bitch. 284 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,173 Us replicants never cause any shit. 285 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,008 That's not exactly true. 286 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,761 Nothing beats ending a full day 287 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,097 of scraping nutrients off of giant seashells 288 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,016 like curling up by the fire with a dense manual. 289 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,478 This sucks. I hate this planet. Wish I'd never been replicated. 290 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,730 (TV PLAYING) 291 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,441 - Too loud. Turn it down. - We just want to relax. 292 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,485 Oh, so, the way I relax isn't good enough for you. 293 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,612 You don't have to make everything into a big deal. 294 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,780 - Give me the remote. - No. 295 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,323 - Give me the remote. - Hey! 296 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,741 Stop that! 297 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,618 No! 298 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,830 JESSE: Okay. So, one replicant accidentally killed their team. 299 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,039 No big deal. 300 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,791 Die! Die! 301 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,294 Die! Die! 302 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,424 (BOTH MOANING) 303 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,386 - I got nothing. - That was fucked. 304 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,138 They were the only ones who did that. 305 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,849 Good. Because we would never kill you guys, then make out. 306 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,100 Sure wouldn't. 307 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,644 Clearly, the mission relies on mutual respect. 308 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,438 But we don't respect each other at all. 309 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,440 Does that mean that we're one of the shitty teams? 310 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,733 No way. We're the best. 311 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,611 I don't know. Team 1 still seems like the best so far. 312 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,405 I want to see them again. Those fuck-ups have to be T-rex shit by now. 313 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,824 Actually, Team 1 is keeping it together. 314 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,661 KORVO: What the hell! Look at their little compound they've made. 315 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,466 Did everyone do their jobs today? 316 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,759 - Yes, sir. - You know it. 317 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,968 Yes, sir. 318 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,803 TERRY: Ugh! They're so considerate and productive. 319 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,931 YUMYULACK: Look at their Pupa. It's beautiful. 320 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,515 JESSE: (GASPS) It's bubblegum colored. 321 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,018 - Why doesn't our Pupa look like that? - TERRY: I don't know. Get off my back. 322 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,603 Maybe we aren't as good as team 1, 323 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,271 but I bet none of them spent a month learning 324 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,065 how to do this sweet ass TikTok dance. 325 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,616 Sure, but there are other teams out there who have accomplished 326 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,409 the same amount of missions that you have. 327 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,371 - You mean, other cool teams? - More like trashy assed teams. 328 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,455 We aren't trashy. 329 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,958 Show me these teams that are like us. 330 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:05,214 Oh, yeah, boy-ee! Who wants to eat meat and watch screens? 331 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,715 - Me! - Me! 332 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,133 That's what I'm talking about. 333 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,428 After we fuck around all day, let's pull pranks on our neighbors. 334 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,680 - (ALL CHEERING) - Let's go. 335 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,265 KORVO: These guys are the version of us you'd get at a dollar store. 336 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,643 Fuck! Why are we acting so trashy? 337 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,854 Dudes, we have a mission. My head, it hurts. 338 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,107 Mine does, too. Why are we obsessed with screens? 339 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,442 We're supposed to be taking care of the Pupa. 340 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,986 (SCREAMS) 341 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,279 Oh, no, Mormons! 342 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,868 What the fuck! The only reason they were acting like us 343 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,996 is because there were fuzzy insects in their brains. 344 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,872 - Wait, you don't have those, too? - No. 345 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,834 I guess you just regular trashy, you not fuzzy insect trashy. 346 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,960 - Yeah. - That's bad. 347 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,463 Show us another team that's like us who aren't being eaten from the inside. 348 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,468 This is our planet, and we're gonna raise our Pupa to terraform it. 349 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,972 No way! We landed here first. Our Pupa is going to be doing the terraforming. 350 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,225 Let me introduce you to my friends, not and today. 351 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,019 - Son! - Suck my mouth! 352 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,730 (ALL SCREAMING) 353 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,863 Give me that! 354 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,866 (GRUNTING) 355 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,246 Yes, the mission is important, but so is having fun. 356 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,497 It's all about balance. 357 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,167 We can't just hyper focus on the safety of the Pupa 358 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,003 every waking second of the day. We have to have a little fun. 359 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,338 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - Let's dance! 360 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,758 (ALL SCREAM) 361 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,801 See, Terry, you have to take your job more seriously. 362 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,179 Oh, please, that would never happen to me. That guy was an idiot. 363 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,139 - Terry, watch out, the TV! - The what now? 364 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,643 Fucking idiot. We've been watching Pupas die all day. 365 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,563 This was supposed to make me feel better about how behind we are in the mission. 366 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,775 - How many teams are even alive, Aisha? - Not many. 367 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,942 Some were eaten by reverts. 368 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,236 A bunch got cooked by radiation. 369 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,947 One team got killed by DC comics Superman. 370 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,824 Can't show that one for legal reasons. 371 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,702 There isn't a lot to tell for the last dozen. 372 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:02,664 They technically survived the journey. Just never found a planet. 373 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,418 Ran out of oxygen and water, their bodies entombed in their ships, 374 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,088 coasting forever into the infinite void. 375 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,050 Ninety-nine? That means we're the last team left. 376 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,968 Holy ass-shitting fuck. It does. 377 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,179 We're always doing stupid, dangerous things. 378 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,182 We're so fucked. We're the last team and we're total fuck ups. 379 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,434 - We're dog shit. - (ALL SOBBING) 380 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,769 We're done. 381 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,445 (ALL SOBBING) 382 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,364 Wait! What about Team 1? 383 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,032 Oh, right. They didn't die. 384 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,826 Aisha, show us Team 1 quick. 385 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,454 (ALL SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 386 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,211 KORVO: Thank God, these dorks are alive. JESSE: What are they doing? 387 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,671 TERRY: Wait. I know this. This is what you do 388 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,339 when the Pupa is ready to terraform. 389 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,758 KORVO: You're right. Look, their Pupa has reached its final color. 390 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,760 That's it, little guy. You've got this. 391 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,846 - Come on, Come on. - (GRUNTING) 392 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,558 It's happening. He's evolving to his true form. 393 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,314 It has been an honor to serve with you all. 394 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,443 (ALL CHEERING) 395 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,783 KORVO: This is fucking awesome. 396 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,768 TERRY: Yeah. He did it. He terraformed the whole planet. 397 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,104 - Yeah. - JESSE: All right! They did it! 398 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,148 YUMYULACK: I can't believe it. 399 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,035 KORVO: New homeworld. A whole new... 400 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,370 Wait a minute. We're moving forward in time. 401 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,126 It looks exactly like the homeworld. 402 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,128 JESSE: Yeah, that's what a copy is, dude. 403 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,880 KORVO: No, not the image of the homeworld. 404 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,298 This is exactly the homeworld. 405 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,008 Look, there's me. I remember this. 406 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,469 I'm buying Darboe fruit from that vendor on Clark Street. 407 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,512 - He always ripped me off. - TERRY: There's me, too. 408 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,266 Yeah, I went through a yo-yo phase. That's a Krag 5000. 409 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,436 Wait. When Pupa remakes the homeworld, it'll remake us, too? 410 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,687 AISHA: No, that's you. 411 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,607 How can we be here on Earth and on new Shlorp at the same time? 412 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,151 You're not. That's not new Shlorp. It's Shlorp. 413 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,820 - ALL: What? - This all happened 30 years ago. 414 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,656 Wait! All those teams you showed us... 415 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,201 They were from the Shlorp that exploded before your Shlorp was made. 416 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,995 So, Team 1's Shlorp got hit by an asteroid, so, they made our Shlorp. 417 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,622 And then it got hit by an asteroid, too? 418 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,832 - I just said that. - Okay. Pretend I'm stupid. 419 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,876 How many planet Shlorps have there been ever? 420 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,127 Thousands. 421 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,062 Shlorpians are always getting their homeworlds destroyed 422 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,772 and spreading across the galaxy. 423 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,482 That's kind of your whole thing. 424 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,776 Every time a Shlorp is destroyed, we send out 100 teams 425 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,236 and make 100 new ones? 426 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,405 AISHA: Pretty fucking exponential, right? 427 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,783 YUMYULACK: We really are spreading across the galaxy like mold. 428 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,327 That's so metal. No wonder the silver cops hate us. 429 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,663 How many teams are out there right now this second? 430 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,999 I don't know. I only have the records for the last set. 431 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,043 So, we have no idea if we're the last team, or not? 432 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,421 Damn it, Aisha. You made us sit through all these stupid stories, 433 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,339 and now we don't even know if there's any living teams. 434 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,259 - What a waste of time this has been. - You're the one that wanted stories. 435 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,970 Get the fuck out of here, so I can browse Raya in peace. 436 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,471 AISHA: Mmm! 437 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,682 How'd she get on Raya? Isn't that for celebrities? 438 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,059 - She fucked Ian Ray and Andre. - Oh! 439 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,814 I swear, one of these days, I'm going to erase that AI. 440 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,400 - We learned a valuable lesson today. - Like what? 441 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,736 We might be redundant or we might be Shlorp's only hope. 442 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,863 Either way, we need to appreciate each other. 443 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:03,947 We already knew that. 444 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,575 Ugh! Today was as worthless as an orange starburst. 445 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,493 - We could've been... - Look out for the speaker! 446 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,080 Holy shit. We did learn something. 447 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,375 See? All those disconnected, violent stories were worth it. 448 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,127 Told you. Now, let's go play by the chasm. 449 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,547 - Ooh! Can we, Korvo? Please. - Okay, just a bit before dinner. 450 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,758 I want to horse around right on the edge of the cliff. 451 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,510 We can all horse around on the edge of the cliff, as a team. 452 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,305 (CHANTING) Chasm! Chasm! 453 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:31,350 (JESSE AND YUMYULACK CHEERING) 454 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,690 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)